Malou’s Poker Tips

Just had to sit through 30 minutes of Adam Ehrlich on NBC’s Face The Ace, and have issues not vomiting now. Here’s why he’s an irritating little wannabe:

1. The man tries to be a “tv-personality”, with no personality
2. He puts the chips in like he’s a seasoned pro, yet plays absolute idiotic poker.
3. He interviews Chris Ferguson like he’s a freaking talkshow host.
4. He stares down the pros, yet does it like he has a spare chromosome.
5. He’s overweight and tries to mask it with a shirt that doesn’t fit and not showing his elephant-like pants.

It’s good to get hit by the deck, but it’s even more awesome to overestimate yourself and probably go home loser for the trip to Las Vegas, donking off cash in the Vegas poker rooms.

He tried to go on The Apprentice too:

EPIC FAIL.

[edit] LOL, he created his own fan-site: adamgoodbet.com.

(Oh and Adam, if you’re reading this: you might be a nice guy – but I just don’t like you :p)